25 Funny and Relatable Posts From Women

Me, picking my son up from zillion dollar camp: “What was the best part of your day?”
Him: “When you took us to the car wash”

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) July 22, 2024

Our cat’s name is Cookie and she needs a monthly flea/tick med called Revolution so each month I see “Cookie Revolution” on my calendar and get VERY excited

until I realize there is not, in fact, an upcoming Baked Good Uprising.

— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) March 2, 2026

I don’t know what’s longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it’s hilarious.

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 5, 2026

I’m getting highly offended by posts celebrating the 30th anniversary of movies that came out in the 90s, which was only 10 years ago.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) March 1, 2026

Some of you didn’t grow up dusting wood furniture with an old T-shirt and Pledge and it shows.

— Nicki 🫧🪷 (@nickimoraa) March 2, 2026

I’m at the age where an all nighter means…
I didn’t have to get up to pee.

— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) March 6, 2026